I actually have some sympathy for the congressman, but the fit was too good to resist...
(sung to the tune of Rockin' Robin)
He works in the congress all day long
Ev'ry now and then he snaps a pic of his dong
They want his resignation, short and sweet
For tweetin' his junk to chicks he don't meet
Tweetin' Weiner
Tweetin' Weiner
They call him tweetin' Weiner 'cause his weiner's what he likes to tweet
Ev'ry TV pundit showed that thang
Weiner half-insisted that it wasn't his wang
He finally admitted that he had lied
You'd think a guy that's packin' that would have more pride
Tweetin' Weiner
Tweetin' Weiner
They call him tweetin' Weiner 'cause his weiner's what he likes to tweet
He never had the nookie, nor spent a dime
He iddn't like Vitter, he committed no crime
He wasn't in the men's room tappin' his feet
All he did was snap his crotch and tweet tweet tweet
Tweetin' Weiner
Tweetin' Weiner
They call him tweetin' Weiner 'cause his weiner's what he likes to tweet
-Scott Bain-
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Encore, encore!
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